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Today I would love to share with you guys my adventurous drive back home on my friends 110 cc Kawasaki bajaj caliber. As usual our drive started from our college parking lot. With enormous power and thanks to some craziness of my friend (Kunaal) the bike reached 100kmph in just …just ..just… 2 sec. we drifted on the curves like some movie stunt drivers and reached pragathi nagar in just 10 sec. Then in the blink of an eye a maruthi omni came into our way. Kunaal being the fastest driver after narain karthikeyan in India, tried to avoid a collision. But what to do. Fate was not on our side. We hit the car at around 300 kmph. ;-)

The car flew up in air due to the huge energy release in the collision. It went around 16 km high and hit the latest U.S ARMY test PLANE powered with NUCLEAR ENGINE. The car came into the path of the jet exhaust and exploded there. As the explosion satisfies the Newton’s X-345 law…the exhaust took a sudden turbulent form and the plane crashed into the pragathi nagar lake!!!

The nuclear material was safe in a water proof, chemical proof, explosion proof….. but it couldn’t survive the filth of the pragathi nagar lake. And soon it exploded, sorry it Imploded…(explosion is outwards..implosion is inwards….now don’t ask me how :P)… then due to this, all the water disappeared in seconds. I just couldn’t believe my eyes! All my life I always wanted to see a implosion.!!! Then as the dust cleared I could see….. the result of the disaster… all the water was gone … only barren land!!!

Now.. within minutes the NUCLEAR material soaked into the top …oops… bottommost layer of earth and caused the magma to heat up drastically…and within minutes a volcano rose up from nowhere!!

I was trying to move but due to the range of the explosion, my muscles were dead and couldn’t move. Now people were running frantically hither and thither unable to understand what just happened. All the clouds turned dark amplifying the scary look of the volcano. All the birds flocked around the volcano. Some half dead fish jumped into the volcano…. to die before anything more worse could happen(:-D). I barely moved my hand and there it was…Another huge one ..this time it was an EXplosion(all u explosion lovers this is for u…:-)) the volcano erupted with a loud sound… louder than my home theatre at full volume…..(that showroom guy challenged me that my home theatre had the best sound…I’ll sue him ;-)) as I was watching the explosion I thought it was the end of the world.... and suddenly my vision went bloack.... it was a blackout I think ..all sounds went low....all the light went dark.............and then there ....she was dancing.... to the music...kareena kapoor ..to the song in tashan...wow she is so damn gud-looking.... ...wow......Errr.... coming back to hosh..I realized what was going around me... lava flew in air like …ok forget this line…I forgot the next few words…

Yeah, next the huge lava ball….flew, as I was watching with horror…. In exactly..53 degrees to the geographical vertical line and reached maximum height at the 45.9 degree lunar horizontal…and now…look it was right above JNTU….. in 5 sec the lava ball landed on JNTU. Oh shit…(or shall I say ‘ oh YEAh’!!!) and destroyed every part of it…of course all faculty and students went for a outing to shilparamam!! So no one died!!! Only good thing is that all my exam papers got burnt to ashes and thus I survived from my failing this semester and thus I got a long vacation of a month in consolidation to the doomed JNTU.!!!!! He ha ha…

Now if you have been wondering how I escaped the collision and the implosion and the explosion….. I had a special power of foreseeing things ,they call it ‘sixth-less sense’. So I pulled my friend and jumped from the bike 3 .45 secs before the this catastrophic event occurred and reached to high ground and watched this disaster (or better I say eye treat!!!!)

now that was pretty adventurous for today…lets see (imagine) how tomorrow’s gonna be!!!!

NOTE: Any resemblance to any character living/dead /ghost and place/water body/Educational institution is purely coincidental anndd completely the result of my twisted ,wild imagination.Peace.