10:30 - Enter the exam hall.
10:35- Exam begins.
10:37:42-Exam ends.
10:38- RESult is oUt!!
No prizes for guessing what i am talking about.Yeah.Right. The Onlines!
For those( prev. batches) who aren't familiar with them, the format of these exams goes thus-
Each exam.20mins.20 marks.20 pathetic multiple-choice bits. On spot results.
They are called so because they are computer-based n etc. :P
These online exams are Jntu's best-diguised form of entertainment and time-pass. If you ask me, nothing related to online exams makes any sense to me!;)
When in the first year, we had onlines for the very first time, we had first on menu MM (math) exam and we prepared for it! (Those were the daysss..... :P). None of us had an idea that there was a countdown going on and that it had a time-limit of only 20 mins(I saw the stop watch...but din't bother :D). After 20 mins everything froze and results appeared on the screen.
We frantically looked at each other and argued for the rest of the day about getting such low marks!! Well, things have changed waaaay too much since that day ;)
Present day. It spells F.u.N :)
Great way to test your luck and guessing skills!!
What most people do most of the time is - Blind guessing. Answering without even bothering to read the question( or know which subject is on).
Another common tactic is my-lucky-alpha setting. Putting the same option for all the bits.
But guys, careful on this one. From first-hand info, I know the 'b' option didn't work out for my fren ;) and he fondly called the paper-setter a 'sadistic freak!!' :D
What everyone will agree with me on is that onlines are an easy way of scoring marks( 'battifying' those 'papers' ) as well as the worst way to lose them(the answer key is sometimes messed-up).
So, frens here's wishing you all Luck LUCK And More LuCk. :)
Have fun.
Cheers.
PS: Whats your opinion on them? Should Jntu scrape them out? Leave your comments here by clicking on the 'comment' tag on below and posting the same.
Friday, April 18, 2008
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6 comments:
yaaaaa ol examz are a biiiig time waste
20 precious mins of our fun life are wasted ;)
atleast they shud INCREASE the standard of the qsn paper which means..
they shud put qsns like...
do u like ur "sub" faculty
options a->no b->not at all c->what a foolish qsn d->do i need to answer buddy..
atleast that wud be entertaining i guess
I want the JNTU to understand our pathetic situation at least now, and utilize those 20 min for some other useful purpose...I dnt think any one is so bothered abt this online exm...this is nw something meant to see hw strong ur memory power is ..coz ur mugging up al those bits... and for some who take it seriously the time factor comes in the way...and for those take it easy ppl its mere luck tht is needed and al of us r'nt sure if it is on our side today...
and i am sure tht al those good guesser's lyk me wil never forget the song which they sing while choosing the lucky optin ;)( inkey pinky ponkey..or..1 2 3 u go free..:P)
i have written to oxford dictionary people to add another meaning for the word "waste" ...[guess karo....make guessing a hobby yaar.....online me marks badte....]
JNTU ONLINE EXAMS....
that's it, No words at all.....
absolutely NO WORDS.
Lol...alekhya...that would have been reall TP!
I just got a 16 , guess wat I was sleepin before i left for the exam...and there were days when I studied for hours and got only 4-5..
thats how good are onlines in judging our knowledge
Certainly the online exams need to be scraped off,cause basically there is hardly any drastic change cause of it which was expected . . .and thanks to Geek Gods and techo brains each time the papers are sealed we unleash the lock.Atleast if the descriptive is conducted maybe we could learn a few answers or a unit on a whole(That is if yu are a nerd . .LOL!),so that we could say .."Somethig is better than nothing!"
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